Why is Murphy such a dick!?!?!?!?!?!?!

So my bestest bestie has been stalked by Murphy's law for a few year now, she expects him to steal away all of her happiness, but he has taken it too far this time. He has taken the one happiness in her life right now, if I could, I would go back on time and kill Murphy. But I know that wouldn't help anything so I am content with simply cursing his name and helping her work through her pain. God works in mysterious ways and I know that he will one day bless her with a beautiful child of her own, but I know that day will not be anytime soon. we need to heal from this wound before we can expect Murphy to give our Jilly-bean a new joy in life. He is having too much fun causing her pain right now. But I am going to warn you now Murphy, Jillian is tougher than Chuck Norris in a bar of drug lords. She will defeat you, one day, and I, along with all of her friends and family will be by her side as she defeats you.